Twas the days before Christmas and I could give not a shit. I'm not even Christian, this holidays a gip.
However, there's one thing that even a pessimistic Jew can do, that's to wish a Buddhist a Merry Christmas too!
The issue he had was such a givin', for he did not know what gift he could get 'em. But then he had a thought, which was not clever in the slight, was to give him a gift of Steam Games, which was a plight.
With a collection of more then 300 plus games, it would seem this idea was going down inflames.
"This is madness," he thought, his mind in distress, "I was never that good with this holiday mess."
As he pondered the list of so many different games, he thought to himself, "Wow, this is kinda lame!"
"I know this guy well and a good friend that parts is true, but what the fuck can I get him, what the fuck will I do!"
But it was then that he remembered, a game that was released. A remaster of sorts of something that went unreleased.
From the old Windows '95 days, so he thoug